Firstly, Portugese is generally pronounced "Pawdagee" in Hawaii, the Pidgin English [1] version of the word. I need some Yelp help. The plastic covering is still on your lamp shades. Hearing someone coming, they all hid in potato sacks. Jokes are jokes, Sofia, everyone has the right to make’em. A Hawaiian, Japanese and Portuguese escaped from jail and hid in a barn to try to get away from the cops. Tuga is slang for a typical Portuguese person (a Portuga). Many local people in Hawaii make jokes about Portuguese people, nothing personal, but it's kinda like blonde jokes that show their stupidity. Please share your favorites. Live and laugh, as I always say. I'll reconfirm that Edgar offers the correct explanation, but will offer some comments. Here's one my friend told me today. “You Know You’re Portuguese If…” – e-Hawaii Joke. I am going to a Portuguese themed party this weekend and want to bring along a collection of "Portagee jokes". One day as they were eating lunch, the Hawaiian said, "Fish and Poi! Pá. If you have a thing or two to say about it or you want to be a critic of their history, you should choose your words very carefully. Family-friendly would be nice, but not a requirement. 5. There was 1 Hawaiian 1 Philipino and 1 Portuguese.they were stranded in the desert. “Stop Over” – e-Hawaii Joke My future sister-in-law called our house excited cause she found out that she gets to … Continue reading Stop Over. I count at least 26 jokes about Portuguese. The Portuguese people are immensely proud of their history so they don’t appreciate jokes about their history. Every person you’ve ever introduced to your husband, has been … Following is our collection of Hawaiian jokes which are very funny. A haole and a Podagee were watching Monday Night Football together. The day after you got married, your wife’s immediate family moved into your house, permanently. Running by, one of the cops thought he heard something there and started to look around. The haole said ?I?ll bet you ten dollars the quarterback throws an interception on Pá is a commonly used slang word. I’m very fond of Hawaiian culture, especially their music which I listen to often and consider truly exceptional. This used to be a derogatory that was mainly used in the former Portuguese African colonies, but is a word that the Portuguese have decided to own. A Hawaiian, a Japanese and a Portuguese were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a Waikiki building. Don’t mock the history of the Portuguese. So the Hawaiian had water so he wouldn’t get thirsty.The Philipino had food so he doesn’t get hungry n the Portuguese had a car door.so the Hawaiian n philipino asked the Portuguese why did u bring the door. True Portuguese Story “True Portuguese Story” – e-Hawaii Joke One night at a bar I visited the men’s restroom and one big guy … Continue reading True Portuguese … I quite agree with them unfortunately and I’m from Portugal. There are some hawaiian oahu jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. It’s usually put on the end of a sentence to mean man. Jokes.